You Cody News (March 14, 2005)

Venezuela says US lacks moral authority in human rights
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Belarus supports China's anti-secession law
Oh, China, what will you do as the forces of communcations and the Internet democratize the media despite your best efforts. It won't be pretty near term when Communism falls in China, but oh, power to the people is coming.

Atlanta hostage: 'I wanted to gain his trust'
Wow, what a story of courage.

Rice denies any plans to run for presidency
How fucking cool a time do we live in that a black woman's denials of Presidential plans are headline news! Rock on, and let's keep the revolution going.

Seven countries to investigate Marbella money laundering scheme
Great -- next thing you know they'll be telling me that all these emailers from Nigeria who are going to be wiring me $24 million sometime soon are liars too.