The Cody News (May 2, 2005)

Mass grave may hold remains of 1,500 Iraqi Kurds The Tribune, India - April 30, 2005 US investigators have exhumed the remains of 113 people — all but five of them women, children or teen-agers — from a mass grave in southern Iraq that may ...
Whether you're adamantly for this war or adamantly against it, repeated findings like this underscore how much better life in Iraq is (already, right now) than it was under this mass murderer named Saddam.

DA Mulls Charges For Runaway Bride CBS News - 1 hour ago(CBS/AP) A jilted bridegroom and a town full of puzzled residents may not be all that Jennifer Wilbanks faces as she tries to restore her shattered life. ...
"Mulls" charges? Excuse me? Book her! If this was a 10 year old kid who decided to lie after skipping school, he'd sure be in trouble.

Speaking of New Mexico:
Retirement dream sadly may be real San Francisco Chronicle - 2 hours agoWhen people ask me about my retirement plans, I always give a stock wise-guy answer: I tell 'em I plan to buy a double-wide trailer, move it to Las Cruces, NM, and regard any varmints strolling about the premises as a potential fricasseed lunch. ...
Elitist pig...what's wrong with LCNM? And as if eating rat is a bad thing. Oh, I mean, uhm, oh.

Sixers' 'kids' learning on the fly Allentown Morning Call - 1 hour agoBy Jeff Schuler. PHILADELPHIA The 76ers were five minutes away Sunday afternoon from accomplishing everything they set out to do when they returned from Detroit early Wednesday morning. But five minutes for ...
I'm not much of a traditional sports fan -- never have understood the concept of cheering for a team regardless of who's on it. But I am a huge fan of individuals like Allen Iverson. The man.