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The Cody Blog: Snoop Greenspan in The House (Literally, The House)

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Snoop Greenspan in The House (Literally, The House)

The econoizzle is strizzle. But the D-O double G is gonna have to keep vigizzle cuz real estizzle is still off the hook in the LBC.


Blogger Barry Ritholtz said...

You be dissing my man Kriptik Shorty?

6/09/2005 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger Barry Ritholtz said...

Peep this, last year the shit was wack cuz peeps was trippin bout the war and unemployment. So da Prez spent scrilla like a basehead in a crackhouse and I loaned out the Benjis at a lower rate than you'd get from Uncle Vito's, which got the economy flowin again. Despite that, mickey fickeys were getting laid off and ish, and the nuckas that kept their J.O.B.s got less loot for it. Next year, mickey fickeys will get paid less loot for more work, and da Prez is gonna keep spending a lot of dough - and dat means da muthafuckin man is gonna get paid, yo!

Last year, I told ya'll jungers the same damn thing: that bidness would be off da hook because mickey fickeys would be paid less loot and da Prez was going to spend a lot of bling. I was right that nuckas were paid less and da Prez spent his bling, but I crapped out about the bidness being aight. So in July, I decided to raise up the scrilla supply and cut my loan rates.

Sho nuff, that helped da man make a hella lot of bling - and they still didnt have to pay dey workers jack! Da man was making so much scrilla that the stock market went off the heezy!

6/09/2005 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So did ya'll have beers before or after this? Heh heh....

"Prez spent scrilla like a basehead in a crackhouse...."


6/10/2005 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous t neuhaus said...

Yo Dawg,

a white dude like Cody mus've used Tha Shizzolater to com'up wit dat shizzel...


6/10/2005 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll tell ya what cracks me up about Elmer's testifications.. Watching some democrat congresslady asking him how in the world she will be able to squeeze enough freeloader money out of the US Government to help her poor distressed uncle who has to drive a Bentley with a dent in the door, then watching Elmer 'splain it to her like he splains how to play chess to his dog.

6/10/2005 09:58:00 AM  

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