The Fletrosexual -- Taking Metrosexuality to the Next Level

Was talking with some people here visiting from Austin, Texas over the weekend. My buddy was making fun of a friend of his who apparently takes his metrosexuality very seriously with mani- and pedi- (almost typed medi- and pani-, which would have very different meanings) cures on a weekly basis and so on and so forth.

Anyway, my buddy says, "This guy ain't just a metrosexual. No, he's a flaming metrosexual -- he's a fletrosexual!"

Not that there's anything wrong with being a fletrosexual, of course, as Seinfeld would say.

But I think that's a darn funny phrase -- and one that should become a standard. Probably has the potential for more legs and mainstream acceptance than the one I created on the hoops court last spring before I retired from basketball entirely.